Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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