it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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