So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My vagina is very pro this idea
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