yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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