Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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