I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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