Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize