operation harelip BJ is a go
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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