Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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