omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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