Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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