So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
