I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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