Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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