I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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