Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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