I must be too annoying 4 u.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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