why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
When are your genitals available?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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