i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
send nudes
from the living room?
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