They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Come share oat with me in your robe
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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