we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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