Having a random hookup so left but love u
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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