what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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