I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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