And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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