Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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