these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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