Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Shame - the story of my life.
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