Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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