Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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