Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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