Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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