are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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