is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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