The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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