Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so that wasnt chicken after all
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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