i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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