Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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