its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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