fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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