Do you still have your period?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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