I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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