if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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