After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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