just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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