i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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