its not stalking. its research.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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