we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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