maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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