We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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