Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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