I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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