I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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